Monday, October 10, 2016

The Raw Exposé: The Charlotte Channels Her Inner Black Swan Edition (10-10-2016)



By: Keila Cash 

Hello everyone and welcome to another installment of The Raw Exposé. Tonight’s episode of Monday Night Raw emanated from the Oracle Arena in Oakland, California. After last week’s stellar main event between Sasha Banks and Charlotte, what did WWE have in store for us tonight? How did The Boss celebrate her second reign as Raw Women’s Champion? Did Dana Brooke get her ass kicked after disobeying Charlotte’s orders? Most importantly, did we see a regression after last week’s progression regarding the presentation of the women on the flagship show? The answers to these questions can be found throughout this blog. Without further ado,let’s dissect tonight’s episode of Raw in no particular order.

·         Rusev is so great. The end.

·         Raw got off to a fun start with Sasha Banks cutting a sincere promo about winning the Raw Women’s Championship for a second time. She talked about being inspired by the late, great Eddie Guerrero and wanting to main event Raw like Trish Stratus and Lita. Sasha achieved her dreams and encouraged little girls to follow in her footsteps and do the exact same thing when they grow up.

·         The Boss proceeded to challenge Charlotte to a rematch for the Women’s Title inside Hell in a Cell at the eponymous PPV in a few weeks.

·         As Charlotte made her way to the ring, she was interrupted by Rusev and Lana. 

·         Rusev drew instant heel heat as he ran down both women for being inferior to him. Charlotte snatched the microphone from his hand and told him that no one interrupts The Queen. She accepted Sasha’s challenge as Rusev snatched the microphone from her hand and continued to go on his rant.

·         Lana decided to get involved by trying to push the women’s movement back 100 years by stating that Sasha and Charlotte didn’t know their place. The ladies pushed Lana on her ass and double dropkicked Rusev out of the ring for good measure.

·         Rusev and Lana were livid, but Roman Reigns came out to make sure they didn’t cause any more trouble as the opening segment came to an end.

·         The opener didn’t drag and everyone played their parts well. Rusev is a great heel that can get under your skin, but make you laugh at the same time because he is so funny. He was the highlight of the segment.

·         The top story is Sasha and Charlotte agreeing to face off for the Women’s Championship inside HIAC. The fans were very receptive to the idea and popped huge when Charlotte accepted Sasha’s challenge. It should be a great match with historical implications to boot. Both ladies have earned this opportunity and are laying the groundwork for others to follow in the years to come. Overall, this was a hot way to start the show.

·         Kofi Kingston and Cesaro had a decent match, but it ended on a strange note when Kingston slipped off the top rope. Either his leg gave out or he botched the spot. In any event, Sheamus decided to cut his broadcast on Facebook Live short when he stole Francesca II and pushed Woods onto the floor. Big E. returned the favor by laying out Sheamus while Cesaro looked on from the ring.

·         The distraction allowed Kingston to roll up Cesaro for the win. Big E. carried Kingston over his shoulder with Woods in tow while Sheamus and Cesaro continued to butt heads in the ring. 

·         I hope that Kingston wasn’t seriously injured. His slipup killed the flow of the match and ended things on a ho-hum note.

·         As for Cesaro and Sheamus, let the bickering continue. Let’s hope they reach common ground before their Tag Team Title Match against The New Day at HIAC.

·         Bayley made quick work of Cami Fields when she pinned her with the Bayley to Belly. The match was fine minus the minor hiccup when Bayley and Ms. Fields botched the sunset flip spot in the corner. Outside of that mistake, this was another good win for Bayley.

·         Her hometown celebration ended on a sour note when Dana Brooke attacked Bayley from behind. I did like how the inflatable men instantly deflated when Bayley went down. That was depressing, yet poetic at the same time.

·         I guess Dana Brooke is Bayley’s next short-term feud. It should be okay if Dana holds her own in the ring.

·         Sin Cara is joining the Cruiserweight Division? Good for him. It gives him something meaningful to do.

·         The tag team match featuring Lince Dorado and Sin Cara vs. Tony Nese and Drew Gulak was solid. Nese and Gulak were the de facto heels while Dorado and Sin Cara were the high flying babyfaces. This was really a showcase for the face team as the crowd warmed up to their flashy moves as the match went on. Sin Cara looked sharp for a change while Dorado executed a beautiful shooting star press onto Gulak for the win. All four men maximized their minutes, but it would nice to see WWE develop their personalities which will enable fans to fully invest in the action taking place in the ring instead of popping for the high spots. Other than that, this was a nice presentation for the Cruiserweights to wrap up the first hour of the show.

·         In the State of the Hell in a Cell PPV Address, Mick Foley announced that there will be three HIAC matches taking place at the PPV later this month. Reigns vs. Rusev for the United States Championship was already confirmed while Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte and Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens was added to the card tonight.

·         Owens did not want to put his career in jeopardy and end up like Mick Foley. Chris Jericho agreed with his best friend and put Foley on The List once again.

·         Stephanie McMahon raised the stakes when she added a stipulation to the previously announced Rollins vs. Jericho match set for later tonight. If Jericho defeated Rollins, he would be added to the WWE Universal Championship match inside HIAC to make things a Triple Threat affair.

·         It should be noted that Jericho was thrilled about the announcement while Owens sold a look of concern on his face. I think their bromance just hit a speedbump.

·         Also, Stephanie McMahon was actually likable for a change. No one was emasculated in order to prop up her character. Whew!

·         I would like to thank Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows for sparing us from seeing Enzo Amore and Big Cass vs. Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas.

·         Anderson and Gallows attacked Enzo and Cass from behind and laid out Enzo with the Boot of Doom while Cass got taken down with The Magic Killer.

·         I guess The Club is sending a message that playtime is over. As I mentioned last week, where was this fire two months ago? Better late than never, I suppose.

·         Axel and Dallas are still in the ring. Oh joy! *Insert Sarcasm Here*

·         Sami Zayn and Neville are joining forces. Perhaps they will form a new tag team. It’s better than them twiddling their thumbs backstage.

·         Zayn and Neville picked up the quick and decisive win against Axel and Dallas when Zayn nailed Axel with the Helluva Kick followed by Neville hitting the Red Arrow on Axel to cap things off.

·         Zayn and Neville gelled well as a team and I’m glad Michael Cole mentioned that they were tag team partners on the independent circuit several years ago. That little nugget of information was useful as it plants the seeds for what’s to come if their partnership becomes permanent.

·         I think The Titus Brand needs a revamp because he’s on a losing streak. O’Neil was distracted by Goldust stomping his foot on the steel steps as he cheered on his tag team partner. The distraction allowed R-Truth to roll up O’Neil for the win. The match was decent at best.

·         TJ Perkins tried to talk some sense into Brian Kendrick as he talked about their travels on the road and reminiscing about the greatness that is Nintendo 64. Perkins thought he made a breakthrough, but Kendrick showed his true colors when he tried to attack Perkins from behind, but TJP beat him to the punch in the literal sense as he laid Kendrick out. This was a nice way to forward their Cruiserweight Championship feud.

·         Steven and Clay Splash look like the bizzaro versions Sheamus and Tyler Breeze. The strange ode to Steph Curry and Klay Thompson was cute, though.

·         Braun Strowman made quick work of The Splash Brothers. I guess more competition means Strowman destroying two men at once.

·         After the match was over, Strowman made it clear to Foley that he wanted real competition. If he didn’t get it, there would be hell to pay. After this week’s swerve, will Strowman finally wrestle someone who can actually hang in the ring with him and vice versa? We shall see.

·         The mixed tag team match featuring Sasha Banks and Roman Reigns vs. Charlotte and Rusev was good as everybody got a chance to shine. However, the spotlight belonged to Sasha and Charlotte as they brought things home down the stretch.

·         Sasha locked Charlotte in the Bank Statement while Reigns played defense when he jumped over Sasha to nail Rusev with a wicked Spear. It was a great visual that was timed perfectly.

·         Sasha made Charlotte tap out and the championship celebration began as Sasha and Reigns clanked their titles together in a moment of solidarity.

·         The crowd was hot for the finish which ended the segment on a high note. Kudos to everyone for a job well done.

·         Paul Heyman challenged Goldberg to face Brock Lesnar in a one-on-one match. Heyman encouraged Goldberg to come out of the fantasy world of WWE 2K17 and face Lesnar like a man. Heyman had a great line when he said that Goldberg would be next if he took a trip to Suplex City. That drew some oohs and ahs from the crowd as the segment came to a close.

·         Heyman has already coined the tagline The Myth vs. The Beast and one can presume that this match is going down at Survivor Series. Goldberg vs. Lesnar at WrestleMania XX sucked, but they can always deliver a make-good in 2016 if they are motivated to get the job done in the ring. Regardless of the outcome, it will be a spectacle unlike anything we have seen before.

·         TJ Perkins vs. Ariya Daivari had a good match during the third hour lull period of death. Daivari looked impressive in his Raw debut as he displayed nice heel tendencies that managed to draw a little heat. TJP benefited from performing in front a receptive crowd since WWE is still on the West Coast tour of California. After a few close near falls, TJP made Daivari tap out to the kneebar.

·         Brian Kendrick did a nice job on commentary as he explained his motives as of late when it comes to attacking TJP. Kendrick admitted that time wasn’t on his side and made the decision to attack Perkins after their Cruiserweight Championship match at Clash of Champions in order to stay in the title picture. Kendrick didn’t have the luxury to climb his way back to the top because he is getting old. He is the bitter old wrestler who is willing to take shortcuts in order to get what he wants. It’s a smart strategy.

·         It appears that Goldberg is booking a flight to Denver to respond to Paul Heyman’s challenge next week on Raw. That is a blockbuster announcement. Here’s hoping that WWE hypes the hell out of Goldberg making his first appearance on WWE television in over twelve years. It’s time to kick the Public Relations machine into overdrive.

·         Seth Rollins defeated Chris Jericho via a rollup to ensure that his match against Kevin Owens inside Hell in a Cell remains a one-on-one affair. The main event was very good as Jericho targeted Rollins’ injured ribs throughout the match.

·         Kevin Owens decided to watch the bout from ringside and got involved down the stretch. At one point, Owens kicked Rollins in the face which allowed Jericho to get a near fall.

·         Moments later, Rollins got a measure of revenge when he laid out Owens with a Suicide Dive.

·         Rollins nailed Jericho with a flying knee which went wonky in midflight. Rollins tried to hit Jericho with the Frog Splash, but Y2J rolled out of the way in the nick of time. Jericho countered with the Lionsault, but Rollins kicked out at two.

·         The finishing sequence was good as Rollins caught Jericho as he jumped from the top rope and had him in position for the Pedigree. Jericho countered and tried to lock in the Walls of Jericho once again. Rollins wiggled out of the hold and rolled Jericho up for the win.

·         Rollins didn’t get the chance to celebrate as Owens attack him from behind. Rollins got the upper hand and tried to hit Owens with the Pedigree, but Jericho broke things up.

·         Jericho and Rollins went at it for a bit as Owens snuck out of the ring. Rollins got back on offense and laid out Jericho with the Pedigree as Owens looked on from the ramp as Raw went off the air.

·         For the second week in a row, Owens left Jericho high and dry. I am sure that Jericho is starting to sense a pattern here and one can only imagine what the fallout will be next week.

·         The main event started off slow, but things picked up nicely during the last 8 minutes of the match. The fans were invested in the action as the reaction was split down the middle for both men. It was an entertaining match that squashed Stephanie McMahon’s hopes that Jericho would help Owens retain the title at HIAC. I guess it’s time for her to go to Plans B-Z. Rollins is on a mission to destroy the machine. We shall see what he has in store for Owens next week.

·         Overall, I thought tonight’s episode of Raw was solid. The first 90 minutes zipped by, but things started to drag as the show went on. However, the broadcast had a sense of purpose because the red brand is trying to freshen up the tag team division by adding Sami Zayn and Neville to the mix. I think both men can bring some much-needed energy to the division if they are given quality opponents to work with. If Sheamus and Cesaro get their act together, we might have a tag team renaissance on our hands. I have used that phrase in the past, but it could come to fruition if WWE is gung-ho about making it stick this time around.

·         The major headline coming out of tonight’s broadcast is the return of Goldberg next week. Denver is going to be rocking and it should be quite the moment when Goldberg makes his signature entrance. If executed properly, it should be great. Here’s hoping that the rest of the show lives up to the hype because Hell in a Cell is a little under three weeks away. Fingers crossed!


On that note, this wraps up another edition of The Raw Exposé. I hope you enjoyed it and I will be back tomorrow night with a brand new installment of The SmackDown Files. See you later, boys and girls!  

Geektified's WWE No Mercy Review 10.10.16



Geektified's WWE No Mercy Review 10.10.16
By Anton Ware
Official Results
-Kickoff Match: The Hype Bros & American Alpha vs. The Ascension & The Vaudevillians: Nice little contest between the former NXT tag division mainstays. Finish came when Jason Jordan got the hot tag and showcased his power game while things broke down into finishers from everyone in the match. American Alpha would hit their patented Grand Amplitude finisher for the win.

Random Preshow Thought: Mojo Rawley’s running turnbuckle punch > Reigns’ Superman Punch

-No Mercy is LIVE from Sacramento, California

-Mauro Ranallo, JBL and David Otunga are your hosts for this evening.

-WWE World Championship Match: AJ Styles(c) vs. Dean Ambrose vs. John Cena: In a rare case for WWE, the World Title Match is opening the show. At SummerSlam, AJ Styles defeated John Cena and at Backlash, Styles defeated Dean Ambrose for the WWE Title. Cena demanded a rematch to prove he could beat Styles and Ambrose wanted to invoke his rematch clause to regain the championship. To calm all the hysteria, General Manager Daniel Bryan would go on to make this triple threat match to see who truly belongs at the top on Smackdown. As expected, this was a GREAT match from three world-class performers. Lots of fun moments as we got a double German Suplex spot, Styles hitting a moonsault neckbreaker/DDT combo and Ambrose and Cena putting Styles in a STF/Calf Crusher combination submission. During the submission, Styles would tap out, but since the referee couldn’t declare a clear winner, the match continued. The finish came with Cena hitting a Super AA on Ambrose and just as Cena was about to get the pin, Styles hit Cena with two chair shots (No DQ), leading to the victory. Styles retained his title and is still “The Champ That Runs the Camp.” Just a tremendous effort from all three participants and at the time was destined to get match of the night honors, but another title match would surpass this later in the show.

-WWE Hell In A Cell is LIVE October 30th on the WWE Network.

-Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt Package video appears.

-Nikki Bella vs. Carmella: This rivalry is the result of the young rookie trying to use the established veteran as a stepping stone to success. The match was decent, but it lacked the intensity shown from both ladies in the weeks leading up to the bout. Carmella worked on Nikki’s surgically repaired neck throughout the match as she put Nikki in the Code of Silence twice. The Dean of Fearless University showed resilience by striking Carmella with her Bella Forearm (a personal favorite of mine) and the Rack Attack 2.0 (TKO) for the win.

Random Thought: I wonder what I’m gonna get tired of seeing first? Carmella’s moonwalking or TJ Perkins dabbing?

-Backstage with Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon as they discuss the No Mercy PPV. The Miz and Maryse come in to put down Dolph Ziggler and to once again remind Bryan that he’s retired. He’ll end Ziggler’s career and continue his world tour of being Intercontinental Champion.

-A breast cancer awareness promo video appears. WEAR THAT PINK!


-Smackdown Tag Title Match: Heath Slater & Rhyno © vs. The Usos: This is a rematch from Backlash. A good match where the crowd was behind Slater & Rhyno as they cheered for them throughout the bout. The Usos wore these obnoxiously loud neon green sneakers that were distracting to say the least. Rhyno would hit the GORE for the victory and Slater gets to keep his double wide.

-WWE2K17 Promo video appears. This is probably the best video game commercial they’ve ever done, which is saying a lot.

-We cut to Bray Wyatt at an undisclosed location as he sat in his rocking chair, spoke in tongues, and hummed “He’s Got The Whole World in His Hands.” That's it.

-Jack Swagger vs. Baron Corbin: This is a rematch because their bout on SmackDown this past Tuesday ended in controversy when the referee gave Swagger the win after Corbin “tapped out” to the Patriot Lock. Corbin denied that he tapped and the rematch was set. Swagger was in control for the most part until Corbin smashed Swagger’s hand in the steel steps and took over on offense. A damaged hand means a limited arsenal and when Swagger attempted to put Corbin in the Patriot Lock, he lost his grip because of the pain. The ending came when Swagger finally locked in the Patriot Lock, but Corbin grabbed the rope to break the hold. While the referee was distracted, Corbin thumbed Swagger in the eye and hit his End of Days finisher for the win.

-WWE Three Count Crushers toys promo video appears.

-Total Bellas promo video appears.


-Intercontinental Title vs. Career Match: The Miz(c) vs. Dolph Ziggler: At Backlash, The Miz defeated Dolph Ziggler to retain his Intercontinental Title and would defeat him again two weeks later on an episode of Smackdown. Being the arrogant star that he is, he would gloat about his victory over Ziggler, which didn’t sit well with The Show Off. Ziggler proclaimed that he could defeat Miz and wanted a rematch, but Miz declined by saying there was nothing left for him to prove. Ziggler offered to put his career on the line for another chance at the gold and Miz accepted his challenge. This was the match of the night, ladies and gentlemen. It featured great near falls as Ziggler showed relentless urgency throughout the contest while Miz was being his usual disrespectful, arrogant self as he used Daniel Bryan’s trademark moves throughout the match. In a great show of continuity, Maryse sprayed mace in Ziggler’s eyes (shades of Backlash) which allowed Miz to nail him with the Skull Crushing Finale. However, Ziggler managed to kick out at two to keep his career alive. When Plan A didn’t work, Miz and Maryse went to Plan B and brought out Ziggler’s former friends The Spirit Squad to help run interference. They would help Miz hit another Skull Crushing Finale on Ziggler, only for The Show Off to kick out at the last second once again. The referee finally noticed that this wasn’t a fair contest and removed Maryse and The Spirit Squad from ringside to the delight of the crowd. Ziggler immediately capitalized with a superkick and won his fifth Intercontinental Title. Just excellent storytelling by both men as they delivered a definite match of the year contender.

-WWE Network Promo video appears.

-Backstage with Randy Orton as he prepares for his match against Bray Wyatt. He stares into the mirror and sees his face altering in his reflection. The mind games seem to be working.

-WWE Kickoff Panel with Renee Young, Lita, Booker T and Jerry “The King” Lawler as they discussed what has transpired on the show so far.

-Alexa Bliss comes out and takes credit for Becky Lynch’s absence when in actuality, she’s out due to a medical condition. She says no woman can beat her and Naomi answers her to a challenge match.



-Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss: This was uneventful and not the best effort from both ladies. They didn’t mesh well with each other in the ring. Not only were they given a limited amount of time to work, but the match ended abruptly. It felt like a random Smackdown match except it was on PPV. The finish saw Bliss lock Naomi in an armbar with Naomi countering it into a pin for the win. Naomi defeated the #1 contender for the Smackdown Women’s Title. Will we see a triple threat in the future?

-Orton vs. Wyatt video package appears.

-Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt: At Backlash, Bray Wyatt attacked Randy Orton before their match. Later that night, Wyatt was forced to compete against Kane and came up on the losing end due to Orton hitting Wyatt with an RKO. In the weeks leading up to the match, the two would play mind games on each other to see who the true Apex Predator in WWE was. This match was just...there. The crowd sat on their hands for the most part until Orton teased an RKO. When Orton finally had Wyatt where he wanted him, the lights went out and when they came back on, a man in a hoodie was in the ring with Orton revealing himself to be the returning Luke Harper. Harper distracted Orton long enough for Wyatt to take advantage and hit Sister Abigail for the win. After the match, Wyatt and Harper embraced as Wyatt basked in his victory. End Scene.


Random Thought: People have always ask why Bray Wyatt hasn’t won the top prize in WWE yet and tonight was a clear example why. When it comes to his in-ring work, he’s not main event material. I say this because we had two title matches that belonged in the main event and would have sent fans home happy and instead we got Orton vs. Wyatt that was just...a match. I felt this show could have been Wyatt’s big chance to show that he can be trusted as a top-tier talent and not a one-dimensional brawler. He can talk-the-talk, but not walk-the-walk. That’s a shame because he has the potential to be a huge asset for the company.  I am not saying that Wyatt is a “bad” wrestler. His in-ring work is solid, but it’s not enough for him to be consistently in the main event scene without chairs, tables, trash cans, and other weapons used in every other match.

Overall Thoughts: This PPV was much better than Backlash. There were two awesome title matches that deserve praise. Plus, we had the return of Luke Harper who’s a strong addition to the roster and will add to the wrestling side of the things on Smackdown. I wouldn’t mind if Harper and Ziggler revisit their Intercontinental Title rivalry once Ziggler is done with The Miz. One thing to note is that the Smackdown crew was plagued with another injury as Becky Lynch had to sit this PPV out. Hopefully, her situation is only minor and she’ll be back in no time. The question now coming out of this show is whether or not the WWE World and Smackdown Tag Champions get new challengers at the next PPV? If so, who will they be?

Personal Enjoyment: Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler. If you can find the time, WATCH THIS MATCH. Even though the triple threat had nonstop action and fun spots, this match had edge-of-your-seat storytelling. It demonstrated what pro wrestling is all about. The hero is in a do or die situation against the dastardly villain as the villain throws every obstacle at him only for the hero to overcome the odds and defeat his nemesis. In today’s wrestling, moments like Ziggler’s win is rare because of the lack of emotional investment in BOTH the hero and villain not playing their parts perfectly.

Fortunately, Miz and Ziggler pulled it off successfully and put on one of the best Intercontinental Title matches in the modern era. Dolph Ziggler keeps his job (and relevancy) and hopefully The Miz gets rewarded with another shot in the main event scene over the next few months. He’s had a great 2016. Ever since he won the Intercontinental Title and brought his wife Maryse back to WWE as his valet, his character and presentation has improved immensely. I’ve said it time and time again, The Miz is at his best when he has someone to play off of and share the spotlight with. Maryse gives his character so much more legitimacy and adds to his Hollywood snob persona. Like Lita did with Edge and Sharmell did with King Booker, Maryse could be the determining factor that makes The Miz a two-time world champion.


-What are your thoughts Geektified family? Thumbs up? Thumbs down? Let me know in the comment section. Thanks for reading!

-Anton

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Comic Book Review: HeMan Thundercats #1

By: Jerry Montgomery
October 8, 2016

HeMan Thundercats #1
“Swords and Omens”

Written by: Rob David & Lloyd Goldfine
Pencils by: Freddie E Williams II

If you were around back in the 1980’s (even if you weren’t around) you’re pretty familiar with HeMan and the Masters of the Universe and Thundercats cartoon series. The series spawned extensive toy lines  and other products that became as popular as the tv series themselves. Even today, you can still catch a glimpse of a t-shirt emblazoned with either logo here and there. The popularity of the toys has also been made evident of some reissues of the figures throughout the years. Finally after some 30-odd years, the two are finally coming together in a 6 issue limited series.

In HeMan Thundercats #1,  you’ve got 2 different covers which, when placed side by side,  makes one big image of the heroes taking on their villains.  The issue  begins with Mumm-Ra  already in the throes of defeat at the hand of Lion-O and his Sword of Omens. Withered now and dying from his wounds, he retreats to his black pyramid on Third Earth to regenerate. However, the Ancient Spirits of Evil are displeased with Mumm-Ra’s constant failures and put upon him their own plan to defeat the Thundercats. A plan that involves a powerful sword, maybe one to rival the Sword of Omens itself.

Eternia, home of Prince Adam and the Masters of the Universe. The comic remains true to the cartoon series with all his friends present. Its just another day in Eternia as Prince Adam is late for a ceremony in his honor . He bumbles his way through it and afterwards his father lectures him about the responsibility  of duty and defense of the realm. Then, a major disturbance upheaves Eternia as Third Earth penetrates it’s dimension and both planets threaten to collide with one another. Third Earth two is disrupted and throw the Thundercats into action. HeMan must manifest as the Ancient Spirits of Evil’s plan is put into motion and steal his Sword of Power. A surprise ends the issue with the apparent demise of one villain and the appearance of another to bring rise of a new threat

The Verdict: Don’t expect the cartoon series to continue here. In fact, issue #1 is pretty dark and horrifying at times which may come as a shock to fans of the original characters and atmosphere of the cartoon. If you’re expecting to see a team-up, guess again. The two sets of heroes have no direct interaction (at least in this issue). The artwork by Freddie E Williams II is good and the colors by Jeremy Cowell are richly vibrant. Old fans may not take to this series but new fans may enjoy it.

Review: Luke Cage "Code On The Streets"


“Code On The Streets” continues to build the world we saw in the pilot. The show is still slow, but it seems much more focused here, hanging its themes around a simple plot and really fleshing out Cottonmouth, Pops and, of course, Luke Cage. 

I thought last week was the origin story, with Shameek’s death being the inciting incident, but this week rehashes the idea and makes it much more personal. Even though Luke Cage admits that dealing with Cottonmouth’s extortionists at the diner was satisfying (“I heard it was four guys”) he is still unwilling to take the next step and become a force in his community. He’s decided not to run, but he’s not yet willing to step out of the faceless crowd. 

Once again, the episode directly ties this to the black experience and black masculinity in particular. As Pop later tells Cage, “Boys run, men stand. You’re a man.” What makes this ring true is the fact that they both have run, many times before. These are two black convicted felons talking about making amends - they know the consequences of running away. Pop's backstory and his lament about not recognizing his own child was also a great bit of acting (as well as casting: young Pop looked very much like Frankie Faison) that really sold the emotions here.
 
Of course, for those familiar with superhero conventions, that backstory might as well have been a flashing neon sign announcing that Pop was a goner. What is amazing is how affecting his death was regardless. Despite only appearing in two episodes, Frankie Faison did such a good job selling his character, and I really believed Luke’s grief at his pointless death. The killing of Pop is what gets Cage on track to be the superhero we all know he is, and hopefully the next few episodes will be a little more action packed now that the setup is finished. But we are getting ahead of ourselves. Let’s look at the plot for a quick minute. 

The first half of this episode revolves around the hunt for Chico, the young man who stole all the money last week along with Shameek and Danté. The last surviving robber, Chico is being pursued by the cops, Cottonmouth and Luke Cage (at Pop’s behest). 

Let’s start with the cops. We get a little bit more of Misty Knight here and she is fantastic. Whether she is Will Graham-ing her way through a crime scene (I haven’t forgotten you, Hannibal) or schooling kids on the basketball court, Misty is fantastic. The same cannot be said of her partner who seems imported from a completely different show (a procedural with awful, awful banter). If Rafael isn’t either killed or revealed as crooked by the end of the season (or both, I’m not picky), I will give up this whole TV reviewing career. 


While Misty is kicking butt and taking names both on and off the court, Cottonmouth is hunting a little more quietly. The scene with Pop shaving Cottonmouth was surprisingly chilling and, thanks to last week, we know that Cottonmouth’s threats are not toothless. He certainly terrifies Pops, which makes it all the more moving when Pop demands that Cage find Chico and help him.

That brings us to Luke Cage, who hunts Chico for Pop and only for Pop. As mentioned above, this episode has a lot to do with stepping out of the crowd and being hero. This is explicitly said at the end of the episode in the Crispus Attucks speech, but it’s also peppered throughout the episode. Cage himself alludes to it when he mentions Walter Mosley novels being his favorite. Mosley’s most famous creation isEasy” Rawlins, a factory worker who is forced into a life of unlicensed PI work after he loses his job and, in the tradition of noir, can never just mutely stand by as things unravel. He may not exactly be a hero, but he’s willing to stand out from the crowd. Sound familiar? 

The second half of the episode brings the actual character progression, after Cottonmouth’s goon murders both Pop and Chico. Obviously Pop's death gives Cage the will to move forward, but it also deeply touches Cottonmouth. We get a sense of his character when he hears about Pop’s death and sadness and disbelief dance across his face. This is a ruthless man, but one one who believes his word is good and doesn’t condone killing innocents. As he says: “Believe it or not there’s supposed to be rules to this shit.” 

Overall, this episode was by no means perfect, but I’d consider it a clear improvement over last week. Everyone, excluding Councilwoman Mariah and Shade, had clear intentions and motivations. The plot made both logical and emotional sense and cleared away a lot of the loose ends, allowing Cage to really fill the center of the show now that the robbery plot is over and Pop is gone. 


On the negative side, the dialogue was still very clunky in places and the editing room is really not helping with that. For an example of this, see the scene where Rafael tells Misty that he needs her for the “one, two punch”. After he says it, there must be a good four seconds where nothing happens. C’mon now editors, I know the dialogue isn’t great, but you can definitely work around it. 

Several characters including Shade, Mariah and the aforementioned Rafael also continue to clutter up a relatively simple story. It's not that I believe they won't be valuable in the long run. It's just that they should not have been introduced so early in the series. I haven’t talked too much about Councilwoman Mariah, but that’s because we don’t really understand her. We know she wants respect, but her motivations aren’t at all clear at this moment. Hopefully, all these issues get resolved in later episodes. 

Essentially a second pilot, “Code On The Streets” achieves what the first episode only aspired to. In superhero stories, the murder of a loved one is often the set-up to a revenge plot, but Colter’s reaction makes it clear that he’s not out for blood. He’s just finally fulfilling the role that Pop saw for him. It’s not about revenge. It’s about no longer running away.  

Forward, always. 

Grade: B

MEMORABLE MOMENTS
  • In addition to Mosley, Cage shows some love for George Pelecanos. Very appropriate this week as Cottonmouth essentially played Avon Barksdale to Tone’s “no rules” Marlo Stanfield. 
  • Cottonmouth: “Jesus saves, I don’t.”
  • “I thought you was innocent Shawshank” 
  • If Cage had a rehash of his plot from last week, that’s nothing compared to Cottonmouth and Mariah who have, not one, but two conversations that are identical to the one last week. Cottonmouth believes money is the way to power, Mariah counters that political power and respect are more important. Cottonmouth asserts that money is political power. Repeat.
  • The music is still great. It’s not something you notice at first, but when you watch this episode several times, you come to really appreciate all the little jazzy transitions as well as the big musical numbers at the Paradise club.
  • After Cottonmouth tells Luke he’s fired from the club, Luke responds: “No, I’m not. I quit before I walked in.” A great bit of dialogue.  
  • Shade almost justified his existence with the line delivery on “I suggested — we wait.” Almost. 


Photo Credit: Netflix/Marvel

Comic Book Review: Midnighter and Apollo #1

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By: Jerry Montgomery 
October 6, 2016

Midnighter and Apollo #1
Writer: Steve Orlando 
Art: Fernando Blanco

Midnighter and Apollo are back once again in a 6 part limited series from DC comics. For those of you not familiar with Midnighter and Apollo,  these characters were created under the Wildstorm banner way back in 1998 and then recently merged into the DC multiverse during DC's New 52 event. They are both teammates and a couple. Thats right,  they are both gay men, though they are hardly the first in comics (Marvel Comic's Northstar character beat them out by several years). This hardly matters however,  as they basically face what all comic characters do at one time or another and issue #1 is no different. Midnighter can be best described as an ultraviolent Batman analogue with a computer in his brain to make him a better killer and oh yeah, did I mention he can open up teleportation doors?  Apollo, his partner,  has been generally regarded as a Superman analogue but when Wildstorm merged with the DC multiverse, his powers were likened to another DC character, the Ray, since Superman was well, Superman. 

In issue #1 of Midnighter and Apollo,  the story opens up with a bang as Midnighter beats up and more than often,  kills the bad guys. Some old chestnuts dug up known as the Subway Pirates. Pretty good cannon fodder to introduce us to the the extreme methods of Midnighter and the contrast of his more powerful partner Apollo's methods. The expressions of Apollo are worth a thousand words in the aftermath of the fight. Could this be a clue to troubled days ahead?  We are also afforded a glimpse into their private lives as a married couple. Living normal lives as we all do, discussing things that concern couples and then some. This issue also has more than a few cameo appearances by some lesser known DC villains as they come before some old protagonists of the duo in an effort to put forth a new, devious plan for Earth. Midnighter in the meantime, pummels his way through the criminal underworld, asking questions (pretty hard at times) about a man, a certain Doctor Bendix, who made him what he is...a perfect killing machine. Midnighter works his way through the ranks of crime until finding the man who can point him in the right direction and sets about to kill his creator. Just as it looks like certain doom for Doctor Bendix,  he turns the tables on a now helpless Midnighter. He is made to watch the fate of his mate, Apollo as he battles a nasty demon, only to witness his own trap that sends him straight to Hell (literally).

The Verdict: If you are already a fan, then you will enjoy this book immensely.  Writer Steve Orlando knows his characters intimately since creating them over a decade and a half ago and presses on in the Rebirth event. There's plenty of action if that's your thing and there's also a tenderness expressed in the relationship of these two men,  both publicly and privately.  It definitely has a different feel to it than your typical DC comic. New readers may be taken aback by the maturity of this title, but if you're looking for something fresh, give this series a try.
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Review: The Good Place "Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis"


In my past reviews, I’ve spent a lot of words talking about plot and mythology. I have questioned whether The Good Place is truly paradise after all, wondered whether Eleanor is really a mistaken entry and questioned Michael’s true purpose. Mostly, though, I worried about how they would walk the thin line of making Eleanor a good person without taking away her edges. 

The beginning of this episode confirmed a few of my fears. In the teaser, Eleanor performs an unprompted selfless act for the first time. Of course, she forgets Chidi’s yogurt (“Fully Charged Battery” would have hit the spot, I’m sure), but we are seeing Eleanor progress and no amount of Bell’s hilarious wide-eyed scramble home could assuage my belief that the show was already eroding its most predictable source of both plot and comedy: Eleanor’s awfulness. 

Well, the rest of this episode tackled my fears in an interesting way. And what it did, essentially, was focus on different characters and highlight emotion instead of mythology. Instead of grappling with Eleanor’s moral progression, it expanded its outlook and focused on two neglected characters: Chidi and Tahani. 

The sinkhole that Eleanor created in the middle of The Good Place, giving the episode its name, is the impetus to tell both stories. For Tahani, she follows Michael after he is visibly upset upon hearing that the sinkhole is growing (Michael: “Tahani dear, could you show us to a private room where no one could see or hear us even if I were to yell very loudly out of fear?”). After Michael leaves his angelic technological doodad open, Tahani discovers that she is next to last in a ranking of The Good Place residents. 

Of course, as viewers, we are going to take these rankings with a grain of salt, after seeing both Eleanor and Jason near the top of the list (my theory is that the rankings are of people most detrimental to The Good Place), but for Tahani, the rankings dredge up some of her worst fears. In a series of flashbacks to her family life, we learn that Tahani has always tried her best and has always been out-shined by her elder sister. 

These flashbacks have plenty of laughs such as Tahani’s parents accidentally spell her name “Tahini” (“like the sauce”) in the will, but they’re also deeply and unapologetically sad. Being a perfect cartoon giraffe isn’t an example of Tahani’s arrogance. Rather, it’s her prison. A brilliant piece of writing, really.  




The A-story with Chidi is a little more lightweight but still affecting. As shown by the yogurt trip, Eleanor has been getting better (“I didn’t even try a dozen samples I didn’t want just to spite some jerk who was holding up the line!”), but Chidi is strangely upset over her progress. The sinkhole forces them into close quarters and causes tensions to boil over. 

Eleanor isn’t emotionally sophisticated enough to figure out what is wrong with Chidi, she later notes, “I say we [swing]. It’ll get them to stop asking questions.” Once the marriage counselor and identity theft detective see them arguing, we get to the bottom of things. Chidi is upset about helping Eleanor because if she gets to stay in The Good Place, he’ll never meet his real soul mate. There’s some real emotion in there, especially because the show isn’t committed to making them a couple. After their rift is mended, the sinkhole closes up and allows the town to return to semi-normalcy. 

The focus on other characters besides Eleanor may seem obvious in retrospect, but it took me by surprise and I can’t wait for the inevitable Michael episode. Danson was in fine form this week, with his “normal walk” out of Tahani’s room and his small-talk attempts, but the real award this week probably goes to William Jackson Harper who makes Chidi lovable even as his concerns are undeniably selfish. Overall, this was a very funny episode that departed from the others in intriguing ways.

Grade: B+  

MEMORABLE MOMENTS
  • I mentioned both Eleanor’s dash home as well as Michael’s stiff panicked walk, but some love needs to go to Jason’s skip out the door when class was dismissed. Monty Python has got nothing on these funny walks. 
  • Speaking of Jason, his one story this episode starts with a “black market alligator dealer with a pierced jawbone” and only gets better from there. The writing is great and the delivery is better. Manny Jacinto is a treasure and I’m upset I have never heard of him before.
  • Want to give a shoutout to my old Biomedical Ethics professor. I don’t remember his name, but when Utilitarianism came up, I turned to my dog and said “John Stuart Mills!” He was unimpressed.
  • Tahini describing her sister: “The youngest person to ever graduate from Oxford University, she’s a world class painter, a social activist, iconoclast, Olympic gold medalist for archery, BAFTA award winner for a documentary on her Grammy award album, and person most likely to be Banksy.”
  • Love Harper’s forced repetition of the word “Cool” after hearing the marriage counselor describe her book.
  • It’s consistently great how quickly Eleanor defaults to sex to solve problems. There’s always this undercurrent of sexual opportunism to many of her interactions and it always gets a laugh from me. Reminds me very strongly of Jerri Blank from Strangers With Candy
  • “My brain is horny.” 

Photo Credit: NBC